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		<title>Joke: Bar Mitzva Bee</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Two bees met in a field. One said to the other, &#8220;How are things going?&#8221; &#8220;Really bad,&#8221; said the second bee. &#8220;The weather has been cold, wet and damp, and there aren&#8217;t any flowers, so I can&#8217;t make honey.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;No problem,&#8221; said the first bee. &#8220;Just fly down five blocks and turn left. Keep going until you see all the cars. There&#8217;s a Bar Mitzvah going on and there are all kinds of fresh flowers and fresh fruit.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Thanks for the tip,&#8221; said the second bee, and flew away.</p>
<p>A few hours later the two bees ran into each other again. The first bee asked, &#8220;How&#8217;d it go?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Great!&#8221; said the second bee. &#8220;It was everything you said it would be. There was plenty of fruit and, oh, such huge floral arrangements on every table.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Uh, what&#8217;s that thing on your head?&#8221; asked the first bee.</p>
<p>&#8220;That&#8217;s my yarmulke,&#8221; said the second bee. &#8220;I didn&#8217;t want them to think I was a WASP.&#8221;</p>
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<p>&#8220;No problem,&#8221; said the first bee. &#8220;Just fly down five blocks and turn left. Keep going until you see all the cars. There&#8217;s a Bar Mitzvah going on and there are all kinds of fresh flowers and fresh fruit.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Thanks for the tip,&#8221; said the second bee, and flew away.</p>
<p>A few hours later the two bees ran into each other again. The first bee asked, &#8220;How&#8217;d it go?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Great!&#8221; said the second bee. &#8220;It was everything you said it would be. There was plenty of fruit and, oh, such huge floral arrangements on every table.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Uh, what&#8217;s that thing on your head?&#8221; asked the first bee.</p>
<p>&#8220;That&#8217;s my yarmulke,&#8221; said the second bee. &#8220;I didn&#8217;t want them to think I was a WASP.&#8221;</p>
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