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Happy Thanksgiving!

admin — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 15:03:00 +0000

Hi there!

admin — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 14:26:00 +0000

Joke: Bi-Lingual Parrot

admin — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 13:40:00 +0000

So this guy goes into a pet store and sees a beautiful parrot but it has a blue string handing from one foot and a red one from the other. He thinks this is a little strange so he asks the shopkeeper what the strings are for.

“Well this is a highly trained parrot” the shopkeeper replies. “If you pull the red string he talks in French, if you pull the blue string he talks in English”.

“Wow” exclaims the man shopping that’s really neat “What happens if you pull them both at the same time?”

“I fall off my perch you idiot!” exclaims the parrot.

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Jackson the macaw shows off

admin — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 13:45:00 +0000

“Jackson the macaw shows off” by Critter Camp Mom

Critter Camp is the ONLY sanctuary in the U.S. actually which cares for such a large variety of different animals: Over 200 animals of 30 different species!

What a phony!

admin — Sat, 17 Nov 2007 19:20:00 +0000

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Joke: Answered Prayers

admin — Thu, 31 Aug 2006 12:26:00 +0000

A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, “Father, I have a
problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say
one thing.”
“What do they say?” the priest inquired.
They say, “Hi, we’re hookers! Do you want to have some fun?”
“That’s obscene!” the priest exclaimed, then he thought for a
moment. “You know”, he said, “I may have a solution to your problem.
I have two male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and
read the Bible. Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we’ll
put them in the cage with Francis and Job. My parrots can teach
your parrots to praise and worship, and your parrots are sure to
stop saying… that phrase…in no time.”

“Thank you”, the woman responded, “this may very well be the
solution.”

The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest’s house.
As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside their
cage holding rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walked over and
placed her parrots in with them. After a few minutes, the female parrots
cried out in unison: “Hi, we’re hookers! Do you want to have some fun?”
There was stunned silence. Shocked, one male parrot looked over at
the other male parrot and exclaimed, “Put the beads away, Frank. Our
prayers have been answered.”

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