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Toshiba 22DV615DB LCD HD Ready Digital Television/DVD Combi, 22 Inch, Black

August 8th, 2009 admin No comments


Product Information
The Toshiba 22DV615DB features an integrated DVD player for ultimate space-saving convenience. Enjoy an excellent quality high resolution picture and connect to high definition sources via the rear HDMI input.

You can choose from a host of Freeview TV channels and radio stations thanks to the built-in digital tuner. And planning your viewing is easy with the electronic programme guide. The DVD player will also playback MP3, JPEG and DivX discs.

Please note: TV is guaranteed for 5 years, DVD is guaranteed for 2 years.

This television is ‘high definition ready’ which means it has the ability to display high definition signals with the addition of a separate HD receiver. HD broadcasts are at a much higher resolution than regular analogue or digital broadcasts and have greatly enhanced picture quality. The level of detail is astonishing with clearer, sharper and more vibrant images.
Key Features
Audio qualityDifferent manufacturers use different sound systems to improve your audio experience Dolby Digital, DTS, Nicam stereo

AV inputsWhere on the TV your DVD Player or other equipment can be plugged in Rear

Brand Toshiba

Brightness 400cd/m²

Contrast ratioThe difference between the darkest black and the brightest white; greater contast produces a richer colour 10000:1

Digital tunerDigital tuners give a better quality picture and let you receive extra channels without an additional Freeview box. Freeview

Dimensions Information not available

DLNADigital Living Network Alliance compatible – lets you build a digital network around the home with other DLNA devices No

Frame rate 50Hz

Freesat built in No

Full HD 1080p No

Guarantee FREE 5 year guarantee

HD ReadyAbility to display high-definition pictures when connected to an HD compatible device Yes

HDMI inputsHigh Definition Multimedia Interface – carries video and audio signals in digital form 1

Headphone socket Yes

LED backlighting No

Memory card slotGreater amount of slots means more variety of card formats can be used No

Model name / number 22DV615DB

On-screen menusAccess various settings on the screen Yes

Plays formatsType of disc or file that can be played back on this machine DVD+R/RW, DVD-R/+R, CD-R/RW, MP3 CD, JPEG, DivX

Records formatsType of disc or file that this machine records onto N/A

S-Video socketSeparate Video- only handles the video aspect of the signal but will give a better picture by using two separate conductors for colour and detail information. 1

SCART socketsSocket for connecting audio-visual equipment together 1

Screen formatTraditional 4:3 is used on smaller TVs. Widescreen or 16:9 is a wider ‘cinema-style’ format Widescreen

Screen resolutionPicture quality defined by the number of individual dots (pixels) used to create an image. The higher the number of pixels, the higher the image quality 1650 x 1050

Screen size 22″

Speaker output (RMS)Measured in WATTS. The higher the number, the louder the sound! 3W

Table Top Stand Included

Visible screen size (measured diagonally)Diagonal measurement across screen 56cm

Web enabledAccess the internet or selected websites through the TV No

Weight Information not available

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A Nice Story about Love

August 8th, 2009 admin No comments


A Nice Story about Love

A Nice Article about Love
-by Swami Vivekananda

I once had a friend who grew to be very close to me.

Once when we were sitting at the edge of a swimming pool, she filled the palm of her hand with some water and held it before me, and said this: “You see this water carefully contained on my hand? It symbolizes Love.”

This was how I saw it: As long as you keep your hand caringly open and allow it to remain there, it will always be there. However, if you attempt to close your fingers round it and try to posses it, it will spill through the first cracks it finds.

This is the greatest mistake that people do when they meet love…they try to posses it, they demand, they expect… And just like the water spilling out of your hand, love will retrieve from you .

For love is meant to be free, you cannot change its nature. If there are people you love, allow them to be free beings.

Give and don’t expect.
Advise, but don’t order.
Ask, but never demand.

It might sound simple, but it is a lesson that may take a lifetime to truly practice. It is the secret to true love. To truly practice it, you must sincerely feel no expectations from those who you love, and yet an unconditional caring.”

Passing thought… Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take; but by the moments that take our breath away…..

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BRIDGE OF LOVE

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It was the first serious rift in 40 years of farming side by side, sharing machinery, and trading labor and goods as needed without a hitch.Then the long collaboration fell apart. It began with a small misunderstanding and it grew into a major difference, and finally it exploded into an exchange of bitter words followed by weeks of silence.

One morning there was a knock on John’s door. He opened it to find a man with a carpenter’s toolbox. “I’m looking for a few days work” he said.”Perhaps you would have a few small jobs here and there I could help with? Could I help you?

“Yes,” said the older brother. “I do have a job for you. Look across the creek at that farm. That’s my neighbor, in fact, it’s my younger brother.Last week there was a meadow between us and he took his bulldozer to the river levee and now there is a creek between us.

Well, he may have done this to spite me, but I’ll go him one better. See that pile of lumber by the barn?I want you to build me a fence – - an 8-foot fence — so I won’t need to see his place or his face anymore.”

The carpenter said, “I think I understand the situation. Show me the nails and the post hole digger and I’ll be able to do a job that pleases you.”

The older brother had to go to town, so he helped the carpenter get the materials ready and then he was off for the day. The carpenter worked hard all that day measuring, sawing, nailing, and hammering.

About sunset when the farmer returned, the carpenter had just finished his job. The farmer’s eyes opened wide, his jaw dropped. There was no fence there at all.

It was a bridge — a bridge stretching from one side of the creek to the other! A fine piece of work handrails and all — and the neighbor, his younger brother, was coming across, his hand outstretched.”You are quite a fellow to build this bridge after all I’ve said and done.”

The two brothers stood at each end of the bridge, and then they met in the middle, taking each other’s hand. They turned to see the carpenter hoist his toolbox on his shoulder.
Bridge of love

Once upon a time two brothers who lived on adjoining farms fell into conflict.

“No, wait! Stay a few days. I’ve a lot of other projects for you,” said the older brother.

“I’d love to stay on,” the carpenter sa

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