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		<title>Free Free Free</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Aug 2009 16:33:01 +0000</pubDate>
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Free Free Free!!
Dhoti nal kacha Free,
Gaan (Cow) nal Vachha Free,
Cheti cheti vyah kralo CHVLO,
Nhe ta tuhanu milega wohti naal bachaa Free
Friday, April 10, 2009
Free Free Free!!
Dhoti nal kacha Free,
Gaan (Cow) nal Vachha Free,
Cheti cheti vyah kralo CHVLO,
Nhe ta tuhanu milega wohti naal bachaa Free
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<p style="text-align: center;">Free Free Free!!</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Dhoti nal kacha Free,</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Gaan (Cow) nal Vachha Free,</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Cheti cheti vyah kralo CHVLO,</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Nhe ta tuhanu milega wohti naal bachaa Free</p>
<h2>Friday, April 10, 2009</h2>
<p style="text-align: center;">Free Free Free!!</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Dhoti nal kacha Free,</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Gaan (Cow) nal Vachha Free,</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Cheti cheti vyah kralo CHVLO,</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Nhe ta tuhanu milega wohti naal bachaa Free</p>
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		<title>Love Sms</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Aug 2009 16:31:14 +0000</pubDate>
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Have a cigar daily &#8211; U&#8217;ill die 10 yrs early.
 Have drinks daily &#8211; U&#8217;ll die 30 yrs early.
 Luv someone truly &#8211; U&#8217;ll die daily.
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</span><span style="font-size: 180%;"> Have drinks daily &#8211; U&#8217;ll die 30 yrs early.</span><span style="font-size: 180%;"><br />
</span><span style="font-size: 180%;"> Luv someone truly &#8211; U&#8217;ll die daily.</span></div>
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		<title>Love Sms</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Aug 2009 16:30:32 +0000</pubDate>
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If you were my valentine
 I’d search the endless skies
 to find the perfect starlight
 that would compliment your eyes
 and keep it in a wishing well
 created just for you
 and filled with my desires
 to make all your dreams come true.

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<div style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size: 10pt;">If you were my valentine</span><br />
<span style="font-size: 10pt;"> I’d search the endless skies</span><br />
<span style="font-size: 10pt;"> to find the perfect starlight</span><br />
<span style="font-size: 10pt;"> that would compliment your eyes</span><br />
<span style="font-size: 10pt;"> and keep it in a wishing well</span><br />
<span style="font-size: 10pt;"> created just for you</span><br />
<span style="font-size: 10pt;"> and filled with my desires</span><br />
<span style="font-size: 10pt;"> to make all your dreams come true.</span></div>
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		<title>Love Sms</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Aug 2009 16:29:55 +0000</pubDate>
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Your smile is my sunrise, your kiss is my sunset. Thank you for being the most wonderful friend and companion.



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		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Aug 2009 16:28:32 +0000</pubDate>
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To share what is difficult; to heal what is hurting; to think what is not possible; to understand without even talking is the miracle called Love.
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<div style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size: 10pt;">To share what is difficult; to heal what is hurting; to think what is not possible; to understand without even talking is the miracle called Love.</span></div>
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		<title>Missing U</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Aug 2009 16:27:49 +0000</pubDate>
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It&#8217;s nice feeling when you know that someone loves you, someone misses you, someone needs you, but it feels much better when you know that someone never forgets you.


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		<title>Miss U : Sms Collection</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Aug 2009 16:27:02 +0000</pubDate>
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It&#8217;s nice feeling when you know that someone loves you, someone misses you, someone needs you, but it feels much better when you know that someone never forgets you.















There are 2 types of enjoyment. One is being with a friend. The other is being with the memories of friends. Miss u but not ur memories.


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<li><span>Have you seen my smile because the last time I wore it was when I was with you. Miss U.</span></li>
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<li><span>Missing someone gets easier everyday, coz even though it&#8217;s one day further from the last time u saw each other, it is one day closer to the next time u&#8217;ll.</span></li>
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<li><span>Nobody is right till somebody is wrong&#8230; Nobody is weak till somebody is strong&#8230; Nobody is lucky till love comes along&#8230; Nobody is lonely till somebody is gone. Missing U!</span></li>
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<li><span>Memories sometimes behave in a crazy way. They leave u alone, when u are in a crowd &amp; when u are alone they stand along with u like a crowd.</span></li>
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<li><span>Relationship is like a Violin, music may stop now &amp; then, but strings are attached forever. So if u b in touch or not, u r always remembered. Miss U!</span></li>
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<li><span>Changes in life are good, but see to that changes don&#8217;t take you far away from the people who love and care you&#8230;including myself. Missing U!</span></li>
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<li><span>My heart problem has reached such a critical stage that doctor says there are only two options left: Either I C U or U C Me! Missing U!</span></li>
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		<title>Husband asked his newly married wife,</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Aug 2009 16:25:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Husband asked his newly married wife,
she had any boyfriend before marriage?
Wife: silent
He said, main is khamoshi ko kiya samjhon ??
Wife replied : Kaminay, Kuttay, Ginnay to de pehaly
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		<title>Very Funny Animals And Babies</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Aug 2009 16:12:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thursday, July 30, 2009




Very Funny Animals And Babies
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