funcommand.com » mice http://funcommand.com amazing facts | cool fun | family fun | games on line | hip hop | | jokes | kids online games | picture | quiz | science | vegas Mon, 19 Apr 2010 23:50:58 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 en hourly 1 Joke: Short Animal Jokes – Mice, Part Two http://funcommand.com/joke-short-animal-jokes-mice-part-two/ http://funcommand.com/joke-short-animal-jokes-mice-part-two/#comments Wed, 25 Jun 2008 15:37:00 +0000 admin http://funcommand.com/joke-short-animal-jokes-mice-part-two/ What is a mouse’s favorite game?
Hide and squeak.

What is gray and has four legs and a trunk?
A mouse on vacation.

What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?
A mouse-tache!

What is small, furry and good at sword fights?
A mouseketeer.

What time is it when 12 cats chase a mouse?
Twelve after one.

When do you need to oil a mouse?
When it squeaks.

When is it bad luck to have black cat follow you?
When you are a mouse.

Who is the largest mouse in the world?
E. Norm Mouse.

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