Joke: Short Animal Jokes – Mice, Part Two
June 25th, 2008
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What is a mouse’s favorite game?
Hide and squeak.
What is gray and has four legs and a trunk?
A mouse on vacation.
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?
A mouse-tache!
What is small, furry and good at sword fights?
A mouseketeer.
What time is it when 12 cats chase a mouse?
Twelve after one.
When do you need to oil a mouse?
When it squeaks.
When is it bad luck to have black cat follow you?
When you are a mouse.
Who is the largest mouse in the world?
E. Norm Mouse.
