Joke: Short Animal Jokes – Cats, Part 3
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What do you use to comb a cat?
A catacomb.
What does a cat do when it gets mad?
It has a hissy fit.
What does a cat like to eat on a hot day?
A mice cream cone.
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
”Let us prey.”
What happened when the cat ate a ball of yarn?
She had mittens!
What happened when the cat swallowed a coin?
There was some money in the kitty.
What happened when the cat went to the flea circus?
He stole the whole show!
What has more lives than a cat?
A frog. It croaks every night.
What is a cat’s favorite car?
The Catillac.
What is a cat’s favorite color?
Purrr-ple!
What is a cat’s favorite song?
Three Blind Mice.
What is a cat’s way of keeping law & order?
Claw Enforcement.
