Joke: Short Animal Jokes – Dogs, Part 11
What goes “Tick tock, woof woof”?
A watch dog.
What happens to dogs who run behind cars?
They end up exhausted.
What happens when a dog eats onions?
His bark is worse than his bite.
What happens when a dog talks too much?
His tongue wags faster than his tail.
What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
You can step in a poodle.
What is a little dog’s favorite drink?
Pupsi-cola.
What is more amazing than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.
What is the dogs favorite city?
New Yorkie!
What kind of dog chases anything red?
A bull dog.
What kind of dog do farmers like best?
A Saint Barnyard.