Husband asked his newly married wife,

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Husband asked his newly married wife,
she had any boyfriend before marriage?

Wife: silent

He said, main is khamoshi ko kiya samjhon ??

Wife replied : Kaminay, Kuttay, Ginnay to de pehaly

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Add to Basket Latest Mobile Watch with Camera, 1.3″ Screen

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Add to Basket Latest Mobile Watch with Camera, 1.3″ Screen (MW08)
Latest Mobile Watch with Camera, 1.3″ Screen (MW08)
Latest Mobile Watch with Camera, 1.3″ Screen (MW08)
Product Description

1.33″ touch screen
Support bluetooth

Ith 1.3 mega camara
1) Network: (900/1800) 900/1800/1900;

2) 1.33″” TFT touch screen with 128 x 160 pixels resolution, 260k colors;

3) Bluetooth supported;

4) MP3/MP4 player

5) 64 chennels polyphonic ringtones

6) Large memory capacity T-flash Card, accompany with 512M card, support expand

7) Support multi-language Spanish, English, Arabic, Portuguese, Russian, French

8) N. W.: About 65g

9) Battery: 1200mAh

10) Standby: Up to 80 hour

11) Talk time: Up to 150mins

12) Support GPRS/SMS

Items
Inside box: Watch mobile phone; Battery(2PCS); Charger; USB cable, bluetooth headset(Single track earring phone)
Packing: Giftbox
Model: MW08
Standard: ROHS
Productivity: 10000/month
HS Code: 85252022
Trademark: Kings/neutral
Origin: China
Min. Order: 100pcs
Transportation: BY SEA

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Rules for Male : Rules for Male, Written by Female

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1. The Female always makes The Rules.

2. The Rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.

3. No Male can possibly know all The Rules.

4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all The Rules, she must
immediately change some or all of The Rules.

5. The Female is never wrong.

6. If the FEMALE is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a
direct result of something the MALE did or said wrong.

7. (If Rule 6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the
misunderstanding.)

8. The Female can change her mind at any given point in time.

9. The Male must never change his mind without express written consent
from the Female.

10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.

11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female Wants him
to be angry or upset.

12. The Female must under no circumstances let the Male know whether
or not she wants him to be angry or upset.

13. The Male is expected to mind read at all times.

14. The Male who doesn’t abide by The Rules, can’t take the heat, lacks a
backbone, and is a wimp.

15. Any attempt to document The Rules could result in bodily harm.

16. At no time can the Male make such comments as “Insignificant” and
“Is that all?” when the Female is complaining.

17. If the Female has PMS, all The Rules are null and void!

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